How to seduce someone:
my blog is prettier than my face
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
like every girl looks so good but only like 5% of boys do
This is what British television looks like.
I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.
FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING
the weird thing about internet friends is that you don’t know how tall they are
This is so beautiful
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american